Inspired by the frivolous life of Jor Jarvinicus Kretza, our glorious founder, we bring joy and new opportunities to children who were set aside by God. Like the parable of the lamb, no child, or animal, should be left behind.
Enroll Now! - Whether you’re physically able or not, we have something to offer you that others do not!
Cybernetics - After bioengineering pioneers Erlendur and Jor found the key to eternal life through the wonders of goo powered cybernetic body modification, youngsters now have the chance to excel in their favorite activities and sports!
Academy & Opportunities - Our Corporation offers access to the World’s most advanced academies and programs! Are you good enough to rise to the top? Find out now by accessing our short orientation quiz below.
Subsidiaries - Besides cybernetics and success, we offer our clients and talents full legal security and consultation; CJ&W, an aspiring Law Firm which will protect and defend your right to enjoy life to its fullest. Whether you like hitting the bottle and then stepping on the gas, coming up with ambitious inventions which challenge the status quo, or dabbling with the divine and hellish, your prosperity is safe and sound with us!(If interested, refer to CJ&W Law Firm).
Quiz - Find out what you were made for ! Take this short 15 minute quiz NOW (by clicking here, you hereby accept being gangstalked for the foreseeable future).